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Youth Group Creative Writing

All the stories below have been written by the youth group as a group.
Rainbow Stories - Static Youth(CYOA)

Rainbow Stories

There was a Joshua,
and he was a cannibal.
He ate the youth groupers, including me, but since Tom tasted bad, he decided to let him survive.
And it was all because Tom bathed with goldfish before youth group.

I walked into a bank to get a loan,
And then, I used the money from my loan to buy a refrigerator.
After that, I bought bunches of food to put into my refrigerator.
Two years later, all the food in my refrigerator spoiled.

This happened before the invention of doorstops, so we had to use the shrimp.
And squirtle used icebeam and froze the tiny crustations into place.
So after I made sure the door was ice proof, I walked inside the ballet facility.
Except the man with the tutu was not wearing a pretzel.

I took the microwave to the park for a picnic.
Finding the refrigerator already there was a bit surprising,
so I closed both doors and ate by myself.
By the time the doors were opened, the food was both hot and cold...respectively.

So, I went to the store,
but was broke and couldn't buy anything.
When I went home, I saw five friends drive by,
And that is my usual summer evening.

Tim the spicy taco met up with Matt the pickle to discuss their political views on the inflation of hot sauces.
After that, they ran into Tom, one of the few humans still alive after the great pie war.
They suddenly broke out into random dance moves, but After the dance war, they realized that Matt was stolen by a pirate with no limbs.
After that, they used duct tape to rock on.

So, I went to Narnia,
Then, there was the great attack of the rainbows-2011,
so I found a house full of bunnies to take shelter in.
And we partied because it was Friday.

Although these may seem like unrelated stories, they are, in fact, all intertwined.

Dallas's Interpretation:

Once, there was a man named Joshua who walked into a bank to get a loan. Of course, this happened before the invention of doorstops, so they had to use the shrimp as collateral. Satisfied with his new loan, he took the microwave to the park for a picnic. Unfortunately, he forgot the food, so he went to the store. There, Tim the spicy taco met up with Matt the pickle to discuss their political views on the inflation of hot sauces. Annoyed by grocery store politics he went to Narnia.

Little known fact: Josh is a cannibal. So, he used the money from his loan to buy a refrigerator to serve as a temporary housing for his supper.

There, at the marketplace, Squirtle used icebeam and froze the tiny crustations into place. Finding the refrigerator already there was a bit surprising, still, he took it home. He was broke and couldn't buy anything else.

After that, they(Josh and his supper) ran into Tom, one of the few humans still alive after the great pie war, and the great attack of the rainbows-2011.

He had eaten the youth groupers, including me, but since Tom tasted bad, he decided to let him survive. So, he bought bunches of food to put into his refrigerator and made sure that the door was ice proof. He walked inside the ballet facility, to retrieve his tutu, closed both doors and ate by himself.

When he went home, he saw five friends drive by, Tom, Matt the pickle, Timmy the taco, Mr. Lunt, and Larry the cucumber. suddenly, they broke out into random dance moves. After the dance war, they realized that Matt had been stolen by a pirate with no limbs(most likely Larry).

A terrified Josh, chucked his tutu in the fridge and found a house full of bunnies to take shelter in(because vegetables are mortally afraid of bunnies).

All this was all because Tom tasted bad from bathing with goldfish before youth group.

Two years later,when Josh finally mustered the courage to leave his bunny protected hideout, all the food in his refrigerator had spoiled, except the man with the tutu. He was not wearing a pretzel and by the time the doors were opened, the food(man) was both hot(warm blooded) and cold(from not wearing his pretzel)...respectively. And that is Josh's usual summer evening.

After that, he uses duct tape(as an instrument) to rock on, and they(Josh and pretzel man) party because it is Friday, and that's what they do every Friday.


Static Youth

It is the eve of youth group, and you have to come to see the sights, and smell the smells(fat candle).

Each week brings something new, and this week, the group has decided that they all want to join hands, and send an electric shock through the whole group.

It is time to choose. Do you: Join hands? or Opt out this round?

- - -

As you join hands, you can feel the hair on your arms stand on end.

Your heartbeat quickens as you anticipate the quick jolt that is going to pulse through your body.

You hold your breath.

And wait.

You hear the clock tick.

Strangely, you smell somthing...sniff...

YOUCH! Everyone jumps, and the chatter in the room goes crazy as everyone is laughing and rubbing their arms.

Everyone except you.

There is something wrong.

Your heart is beating strangly. It sounds like basketball game in your chest.

It is time to choose. Do you: Ignore it? or Go to the hospital? or Try another shock.

- - -

You decide to walk it off, and just continue on with youth group as normal.

You must have blacked out or something because all of the sudden, you find yourself at Walmart.

You're not sure how you got there, or why you are decked out in body armor.

As you rapidly fire an airsoft gun at the other members of the youth group, strangely, they flee.

It is time to choose. Do you: Chase them without the gun? or Take the gun with you?

- - -

You decide to ditch the gun. You don't need it, and it was just slowing you down anyway.

Unfortunately, the last time you saw any of them, they were scattering like scared rabbits. They have a pretty big head start, so it's gonna be too tough to just run them all down.

It's time to choose: Let them go? or Try to sneak up on them.

- - -

You decide the best course of action is to just give up the chase, and head home.

Unfortunately as you head out the door, you get hit by another youth group trying to escape your wrath. They claim that it was an accident, but that doesn't shorten your stint in the hospital.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide to go the sneaky route and engage your ninja stealth.

After hiding in the ball bin for three hours, the manager finally asks you to leave or buy something.

You tell him that you will buy something if he helps you find Dallas because he owes you ten bucks.

He has security escort you from the store.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide that the gun might still be useful in extracting the events of this evening from your prey.

As you chase with Rambo like determination, you find that the 'Powers That Be' may not have approved this intra-Walmart activity.

You duduce this with your Sherlock Holmes like logic as a security guard corners you in the lawn and garden center and says: You've led me on a merry chase, now give up!

It is time to choose: Do you empty your clip on him? or Make a run for it?

- - -

It works in all of the movies, so you unload on the security guard.

He looks unimpressed. He grabs your colar and slaps you silly.

Your parents are called and you get grounded for a month. You use that time try to figure you where you brilliant plan went wrong.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You fake left, and go right.

Even though Walmart security goes through intense physical training you are able to out run him.

Since the entire group seems to have abandoned you, you decide to walk home and hope to get the full story on Sunday morning.

You wipe your prints from the gun as you drop it in a dumpster on the way home.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

The paniced look on your face must have given you away because the youth leader looks at you and asks: Are you alright?

You mumble 'Hospital'.

He tells you to meet him outside as he sprints up the stairs ahead of you.

As you walk out the front door half in a daze, he zips up on his scooter and tosses you a helmet.

It is time to choose: Do you hop on the scooter? or Ask him to take a car?

- - -

You are still tightening your helmet as he hits the gas.

He dangerously weaves through traffic at speeds up to 30 miles per hour.

You fear for your safety, but also for your health.

It is time to choose: Say:'Can't this thing go any faster?' or Say:'Be careful Evil Kaneevil!'

- - -

He laughs a meniacal laugh as he flips a switch underneath the console and screams 'NITRO!!'

Your heart rate triples instantly and your eyes widen as you inhale sharply and grip him tighter.

The sound of the scooter suddenly changes from a cat like purr to a jack hammer as the muffler fires off of the back side of the scooter.

You are approaching the hospital rapidly. Far too rapidly.

You hear the engine accelerate.

The automatic doors for the ER begin to close.

He accelerates harder.

It's going to be close.

You hold on tight and close your eyes tight.

Your ears are filled with the sound of the tires screetching and glass shattering.

You lose consciousness.

...

As you open your eyes, the light is blindingly bright. You think this must be heaven. A woman all dressed in white leans over you and smiles.

She says: Welcome. It looks like you had a heck of a ride. How do you feel?

You say: Am I dead?

She says: You tell me. Do you have a heartbeat?

You check. It sounds normal. You say: I guess I feel fine.

She says: It's pretty miraculous that you came out of that crash without a scratch. Your youth leader will be staying with us for awhile as he recovers from his cuts and bruises. Not to mention a fractured femer, seven cracked ribs, and a broken pinkie toe. He will also be undergoing a full psyciatric evaluation. Crazy youth workers...

Would you like to start over?

- - -

Annoyed he pulls over and says: Would you like to walk?

You slip off the scooter, and stagger over to the nearest building and slide down to a sitting position.

You are pretty sure that your heart is beating backwards.

As you shake your fist at the sky you mumble: 'Stupid peer pressure.'
Would you like to start over?

- - -

After a few minutes of pleading with the youth director, he finally caves and gets his car.

He gives you the silent treatment as he drives you to the hospital.

You are immedately admitted, and after a few minutes of doctors threatening to use the electric shock paddles on you, somehow you convince your heart to return to a normal pattern.

A nurse hands you a bill for $516.45 and says we need to call your parents.

It's time to choose:Call your parents. or Say, 'I am an orphan.'

- - -

The nurse hands you a phone to call your parents.

After you explain the details of the evening, several times, they feel that the youth leader is to blame.

They decide to sue for damages, and the judge finds that the youth worker is partially libel.

The judge forces the youth worker to turn over all of his savings. Which amounts to all of the change in his desk.

Futhermore, he is forced to sign a contract with the parents saying that if electricity is involved in any way, during a youth group activity, that the youth must have parental permission to participate.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

She shrugs and says, "As long as the bill gets paid."

You decide to keep this whole night a secret from your parents.

You pay for the hospital bill out of your own pocket and continue attending youth group as usual.

But you start to notice that are shocking people more and more often.

Then one day, you realize that you have developed the ability to control electricy.

Over time, you develope your super powers along with a secret identity, and use it to fight crime.

You of course become rich and famous, and you owe it all to youth group...

Would you like to start over?

- - -

As you watched Josh set up his camera while the rest of the group was waithing for their shock therapy, you decide to take a seat.

It is time to choose: Sit in the metal spinney chair? or Sit in the comfey yellow chair?

- - -

As you non-chelantly slip into the metal spinney chair, the rest of the group decides to pull a prank on you.

They join hands with the last person in line grabbing the chair.

As you sit down, the person at the other end of the line sends a shock through line turning your chair into old sparky.

A split second before they send the shot, something tells you that sitting in this chair was a bad deal.
It is time to choose: Try to jump out of the chair? or Hang on tight?

- - -

You decide to chill in the comfey chair.

But your "friends" have another idea.

They decide to pick the chair up while you are in it!

It is time to choose: Hang on tight? or Build up your own charge to counter shock them? or Try to jump out of the chair?

- - -

While your "friends" grab your chair, they decide to start their shock therapy.

Fortunatly for you, the chair insulates you from the shock, and you escape the shock.

This time...

Would you like to start over?

- - -

While your "friends" hoist you up in your chair, they decide to start the shock therapy.

The combined shock becomes so great that your chair combusts into flames.

They immediatly drop you on the ground, and everyone runs away.

You suddenly realize that your buttox is on fire, and you start running around like a consipated weiner dog.

You quickly get a clever idea and you rush into the bathroom.

You aggressively stick your flaming buttox into the toilet and extinguish the flame.

Unfortunately, you are stuck.

And there is no one around to help you out.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide that this cannot be allowed to run it's natural course, it's time to make a move.

It is time to choose: Dramatically dive from the chair? or Casually slip to the floor?

- - -

As you try to pop out of the chair, your metal bracelet catches on a rivet on the chair.

The shock from the group travels into the bracelet and it temporarily glows.

It doesn't take you very long to figure out that it gives you the power to control electricity!

It is time to choose: Use the bracelet for good? or Use the bracelet for evil?
- - -

You have a feeling that something very very bad is about to happen, and you grip the chair tightly.

As the group shocks the chair, the bottom of the chair begins to spin rapidly.

The chair begins to leave the ground.

It is time to choose: Hang on tight and see what happens? or Try to jump off?

- - -

You scream BONZAI! as you dramatically dive across the room onto a couch, and land without a scratch.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You try to casually slip out of the comfey chair just before the group sends the shock into it.

It immediately bursts into flame, and the group panics and drops the chair on you and you are burned to death.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide to use the bracelet for good, and not evil

Immedately, you hear a cry for help.

You leap into action and save the day!

You save the day and become the most famous hero ever!

NOT!

You actually believe that you can fly, so you jump off a roof and suffer an untimely death.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide to use the bracelet for evil!

Your first idea is to rob a bank.

Tradgically, you go into the wrong building which just happened to be a gun shop.

And super powers or not, we all know what happens when you try to rob a gun shop.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide to stay on the chair, just to see what happens.

Your lace is untied, and gets caught in the spinning freakiness going on below you.

The force of the spinnyness rips the lace completely out of the shoe!

Your shoe falls lifeless to the earth.

You come to realize that you are somehow flying over a desert jam packed with cacti.

You can't redirect the chair, and you can't jump off.

You spend the rest of your relatively short life flying around the desert in your turbo charged spinny chair.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You jump off of the chair, and land on the last person in line.

The shock is started, and you get a shock anyway!

Seriously! You worked so hard to get avoid being shocked, but in the end you get it anyway.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

Based on your extensive mathematical knowledge, you devise that two negatives make a positive, so the logical conclusion would be to shock yourself a second time, logically returning your heartbeat to normal.

You join hands and repeat the process once more.

All seems fine until later that night as you get ready for bed, you discover that you now have the ability to create and control energy at will!

You have developed superpowers!

It is time to choose: Will you use them for good? or For evil?

- - -

You decide to be the hero!

You spend the next month or so developing and perfecting your electric powers.

But before you can venture out into the world to fight crime, you need a superhero identity.

You already have your electric blue and yellow color scheme for your costume, but you still need a name.

You brainstorm for a whole two and a half hours and finally narrow it down to two names.

It is time to choose: The Flash? or Tezla?
- - -

You decide to call your super-hero self "The Flash" and set about to stop crimes and save lives.

You do a fantastic job, until D.C. comics sues you for coopyright infrinngement.

You are forbidden to continue hero work until your lawyes can sort this out.

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You deem yourself "Tezla", and head out into the world, determined to make it a better place.

You are a complete success.

Crime rates drop quickly in the city, and you have become quite popular.

You now sport a storm cloud on your chest as youuse them to travel.

Sometimes the citizens of the city look up into the sky and see you riding on an electricity filled cloud and ask, "Is that a thunder storm?"

To which someone usually replies, "Nope, it's just Tezla."

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You decide to use your powers for evil!

Three months pass and the whole villian thing is goin gpretty well for you.

While robbing the U.S. Federal Reserve, your arch-nemesis, Captain Rubber, comes in.

You join in a brawl, and you quickly take the upperhand.

Someone yells, "Finish him!"

It is time to choose: Punch him in the Neck? or Kick him in the shin?

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You go for the neck.

He never expected it.

He flies out into the sky.

Before he disappears he lets out a cry, "Captain Rubber's blasting off again!"

You continue to steal and able to villian another day!

Would you like to start over?

- - -

You kick him in the shin.

Unfortunately, he was wearing rubber shin guards, so you bounce off of him into the wall.

You are knocked out.

Mother always did say to wear a helmet.

You awaken to find yourself ina rubber prison cell.

You are currently awaiting trial.

Maybe you'll be able to get out early for good conduct.

Would you like to start over?

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Would you like to start over?

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Would you like to start over?

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Would you like to start over?